Oh, and by the way ...
I moved. Like, physically. Here's a hint:
Cambridge's Kid Brother With The Perpetually Runny Nose
(Can you guess the city?)
Here are a few more Massachusetts city slogans (all courtesy of some dude/chick at spatchnet.com):
Lexington. A nice place to live, but I wouldn't want to visit there.
Medford: Come Drive Our Unfriendly Roads.
Bedford. Rhymes With Medford.
New Bedford, Now With Keno!
Welcome to Amherst, If That's Okay
You're Now In Athol. Quit Snickering.
Waltham: The Traffic Begins Here.
Northampton: No Turn On Red
Help, I'm In Billerica
Marlborough: Smoke If You've Got Em.
Southborough: We Didn't Like Marlborough, So We Left.
Natick: Clean Restrooms
Who Wants To Be In Weymouth?
Don't Look At Us, We're Only Woburn
Gloucester - Rhymes With 'pasta', Not That You'd Know By Looking
Newton: It's Not A Cookie, Mother.
Watertown - Well? Where's The Damn Water?
No Sex, Please, We're In Hatfield
Cambridge - Starbucks And Barnes & Noble As Far As The Eye Can See!
Brookline! We're Sell-Outs!
Oh, Look, It's Maynard.
Foxboro: We'll Do Anything, Just Please Don't Let The Patriots Move
Nantucket -- Please Go Away
It's Your Own Damn Fault You're In Wilbraham