Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Oh, and by the way ...

I moved. Like, physically. Here's a hint:

Cambridge's Kid Brother With The Perpetually Runny Nose

(Can you guess the city?)

Here are a few more Massachusetts city slogans (all courtesy of some dude/chick at spatchnet.com):

Lexington. A nice place to live, but I wouldn't want to visit there.
Medford: Come Drive Our Unfriendly Roads.
Bedford. Rhymes With Medford.
New Bedford, Now With Keno!
Welcome to Amherst, If That's Okay
You're Now In Athol. Quit Snickering.
Waltham: The Traffic Begins Here.
Northampton: No Turn On Red
Help, I'm In Billerica
Marlborough: Smoke If You've Got Em.
Southborough: We Didn't Like Marlborough, So We Left.
Natick: Clean Restrooms
Who Wants To Be In Weymouth?
Don't Look At Us, We're Only Woburn
Gloucester - Rhymes With 'pasta', Not That You'd Know By Looking
Newton: It's Not A Cookie, Mother.
Watertown - Well? Where's The Damn Water?
No Sex, Please, We're In Hatfield
Cambridge - Starbucks And Barnes & Noble As Far As The Eye Can See!
Brookline! We're Sell-Outs!
Oh, Look, It's Maynard.
Foxboro: We'll Do Anything, Just Please Don't Let The Patriots Move
Nantucket -- Please Go Away
Danvers: Why?
It's Your Own Damn Fault You're In Wilbraham

6 Comments:

At 7:19 PM, Anonymous Andrew said...

And don't forget 'Quincy' - If you pronounced this 'Quinzy' you'd be home by now.

 
At 12:53 AM, Blogger Jere said...

I have to do this with Connecticut towns.

 
At 2:06 AM, Anonymous nick said...

Smells like Somerville to me.

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger 01245 said...

Andrew - Quinzy. Heh, heh. And Wista, too.

Jere - Yes, I recommend that you do this with Connecticut. It's fun.

Nick - Bingo!

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger Rebecca said...

I can't wait for this CT list. You know who to call, Jere, if you need any help...

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Joey The Greyhound said...

Love the slogans...but WCSG(NIS) I think you've known me long enough to have learned that the only real slogan for Natick is
HOME OF CHAMPIONS!!!!!!

GO SOX-DON'T BREAK MY HEART!!!!

 

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