And While I'm Feeling Cynical

I wonder if Ortiz is going to get anything extra for being a mentor to Pena. Probably not, but it would be cool if his agent went to Theo and was like, "Hey, this isn't free. No more discount. Pony up the bucks now if you want Papi to give Wily Mo lessons." I mean, if Pena doesn't perform as expected, is David going to get his ass chewed out over this? That would be fucking classic. Say Pena starts to strike out every 2nd at bat vs. every 3rd. Theo calls a meeting with Tito and Papa Jack then turns to Ortiz and points in the direction of the conference room saying, "and you, too, buddy."