New Look for Ortiz
Meanwhile, Manny is putting manure under his cap. His hair is really growing.
Lastly, I think that Troy Glaus has shades of Richard Kind (from Mad About You):
[Poor, Pauley - he's not feeling very good about himself (he sort of looked like he might have been crying, actually). How is it his fault that the Red Sox have such a hole in their starting rotation? Actually, for a major league debut, I don't think he did that badly. This Toronto team is tough. I'm just glad that we were able to pounce on a rare shitty Lilly performance.]